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I’m getting green

My annual carbon emissions are 25,579 lbs.

That’s equivalent to the emissions from 2.5 passenger cars.

Average carbon emissions per year, per person:
United States: 44,312
Qatar: 117,064
France: 13,668
India: 2,645
Kenya: 440

I’ve pledged to reduce my CO2 emissions by 9,480 pounds, or 37 percent.

Take the Green Challenge quiz here.
( http://www.slate.com/id/2164104/ )

It’s FRIDAY!!!

ZIP!

A funny thing happened on the way to the house…. My fly was open the whole way home from work on the train. Nothing was exposed, so whatever. I left it. I mean, when riding the el, isn’t everyone’s fly open in some way or another? Everyone stares blank-eyed at everyone else. A high school dance all over again.

Plus, I didn’t want to call attention to myself by pulling it back up.

Mitch Hedberg

He’s my favorite.

“I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then, I’m going to put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to. But first, I’m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map– so it won’t fall down.”

That’s in my top ten jokes of all time.